KarmyWatch: An Inside Look At The Wedding

Hey Karmy Watchers!

We’re all still reeling from the emotional whiplash-inducing on-again-off-again break-up threesome drama of a few weeks ago, but this week there is MUCH LOVE to celebrate! We have the exclusive scoop on Karmy’s Weekend Wedding Shenanigans!

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Karma chose to wear a stunning vintage green number, perfectly complimenting Amy in her purple bridesmaids dress.

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Karmy thrilled the crowd and cleared the dance floor with a choreographed routine to Paula Abdul’s “Straight Up (clearly their song!!). It was a truly magical moment.

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And then when Amy toasted the marriage of her mother to her new stepdad, she was also clearly referencing her undying, eternal love for Karma and there was not a dry eye in the house. Karma and Amy are clearly as in love as ever and going strong!

Until next time Karmy Watchers!!

Principal Penelope Says Art Studio To Enforce Time Limits

Dear Hesterians:

Penelope here! I’m writing to inform you that after a single student managed to exclusively “book” the Art Studio for two weeks straight (ahem… a student who might be appropriately named Booker), we’re modifying the reservation requirements for the studio. There’s a new sign-up sheet outside with strict time limits that will be enforced.

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Sorry Liam, but whatever you were banging out in there, I hope it left you artistically satisfied, because you’ve used up your exclusive Art Studio time for the whole year!!

Sincerely,

Principle Penelope

Aftershocks

It’s been over two weeks since the temporary but traumatizing breakup of Karma Ashcroft and Amy Raudenfeld, and Hester is still emotionally recovering from the shock to its delicate system. 

Though Ashcroft and Raudenfeld have been going strong and are happy as ever, Hester students have been faced with the existential truth that love is fleeting, as is life. 

"It’s really made me think about my own mortality," said senior Jenna Richman. "If their love can die, it means I can too." 

"I’ve been through a lot of family issues," said sophomore Cody Goldfine. "Karma and Amy’s beautiful love helped me get through them. I ran away from home when they broke up, and I was gone for four days before I got word that they’d gotten back together. Its been a trying time." 

The lingering devastation has cast a pall over Hester, in a time when the school is plagued with questions. What are these whispers of pills taken by Lauren Cooper? And why has the art room been closed so frequently? 

But one thing is for certain — Vashti Nadira will get to the bottom of this. 

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Liam: “My current sculpture is more than just that. It’s an interactive multimedia, experiential structure that you can climb inside. You become a part of the art. Then it incorporates projected images, tactile surfaces and sound to create an immersive experience. Really it’s a box you can enter to escape whatever’s going on in your life. I know I’ve needed that… lately.”
We can’t wait to “experience” this work of art for ourselves!!

Liam: “My current sculpture is more than just that. It’s an interactive multimedia, experiential structure that you can climb inside. You become a part of the art. Then it incorporates projected images, tactile surfaces and sound to create an immersive experience. Really it’s a box you can enter to escape whatever’s going on in your life. I know I’ve needed that… lately.”

We can’t wait to “experience” this work of art for ourselves!!

Breaking News: Karmy Reunites!

by Vashti Nadira

Hester’s prayers have been answered. As if awaking from a bad dream, Karma Ashcroft and Amy Raudenfeld reunited today, with Ashcroft confessing that she in fact initiated the threesome with Liam Booker and begging for Raudenfeld’s forgiveness. As they embraced on the morning announcements broadcast, no one could deny the very real love between these two girls. 

The excitement was palpable throughout Hester, with many students crying tears of joy, and many classes being canceled to celebrate and emotionally detox from these trying few days. One student likened it to “the end of Return of the Jedi, you know, when the Ewoks celebrate.” Though one would think Hester students would be unanimously joyful, one unidentified student in hipster glasses was seen leaving the celebration, looking disappointed. 

As for Ashcroft and Raudenfeld? They were back to business as usual, PDAing in the quad to the cheers of their peers. Here’s hoping these two stay together for a long, long time — Hester could not take another breakup.

Breaking News: Karma Reveals Amy Is A Sex Addict

by Vashti Nadira

The sex scandal that rocked Hester has become even more lurid. An exclusive interview with Karma Ashcroft has revealed that the threesome that spelled doom for her relationship with Amy Raudenfeld was in fact initiated by Raudenfeld — to satiate her raging sex addiction. 

Ashcroft was reticent at first, attempting to protect her ex. But when confronted with a picture of Raudenfeld and Booker, clearly in the throes of a passionate embrace, Ashcroft could not protect her former lover any longer. 

"I mean look at them," Ashcroft said, clearly overcome with distress, "they can’t keep their hands off each other." 

Raudenfeld has been unavailable for comment, and we do not yet know if she will seek treatment. In the meantime, Hester students have rallied in support of Ashcroft, clearly the victim of Raudenfeld’s debauchery. 

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